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How To Talk Like A Pirate in Houston For Talk Like A Pirate Day

September 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day in Houston, Texas.

For those of you in the Houston area still wondering How to Talk Like a Pirate on Talk Like A Pirate Day, here’s a talk like a pirate infographic to get you started:

How To Talk Like A Pirate on Talk Like A Pirate Day

Feel free to experience this with all your friends in San Antonio, Austin, or Fort Worth, and take a moment to check out a phenomenal children’s pirate book by Cary Snowden titled The Day I Became A Pirate for your iPad.

Happy celebratin’, me hardies! Yarrr!

-Joe

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Dallas Kid’s Book App Review: ‘The Day I Became A Pirate’ By Cary Snowden

Dallas Kids Book App Review of The Day I Became A Pirate By Cary Snowden

Ahoy Dallas Mateys!

Houston kids can channel their inner pirate with the delightful “The Day I Became A Pirate” book app by Cary Snowden.

The story is written in catchy rhyme punctuated with swashbuckler speak and boy-friendly grossness: guts, armpit hair and a belch for good measure.

A motley crew of smelly pirates descends on a tropical beach looking for help for a sick crewman. They see a young boy and appeal to him for aid. The frightened youngster figures out why the tattered buccaneer is in pain, gathers his courage and performs a swordfish extrication (you DID NOT see THAT coming!). The thankful captain rewards the boy with his booty and pronounces him a member of his pirate band.

Houston readers have the options of listening to the story read in salty pirate dialect or reading the text from the scroll on each page. Nine hidden clues are interspersed throughout the adventure. When all the clues are found, Dallas readers are rewarded with a bonus video that reveals a secret part of the story.

Though pirates are not known for teaching wholesome virtues, this tale portrays compassion, loyalty, courage, gratitude, and generosity.

The Day I Became A Pirate is available on iTunes for iPad and iPhone.

Download it today for yer favorite Houston scalawag.

Visit http://thedayibecameapirate.com for more piratey goodness!

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I am Joe Emellemer, and I am a Houston-based Xocai artisan chocolate distributor. I joined Xocai in August 2003. I sell the industry-leading MLM Marketing and MLM Online Marketing online and in Houston, San Antonio, Austin, and Fort Worth. Our valued Dallas customers recommend MLM Online Marketing because MLM Online Marketing helps me get to the top of the MLM search results.

MLM For Everyone is also a fantastic MLM Marketing home-based business within 33 miles of the Dallas area. Texas entrepreneurs can supplement their income by cashing in on a high-demand Texas healthy artisan chocolate market. To learn more about MLM For Everyone, visit http://mlm-made-simple.com/.

Call me at 801.809.7766

Own your own MLM Marketing business in Houston

…Or in the local towns of San Antonio, Austin, or Fort Worth.

The URL for my personal Dallas Xocai chocolate web page in Houston, Texas 77005 is http://mlm-made-simple.com/. The URL for another one of my 33 Texas Xocai artisan chocolate web pages is http://mlm-made-simple.com/. I also have a Texas healthy chocolate page at http://mlm-made-simple.com/.

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